lazy penis

a penis which connot be bothered

*wont have sex

*cant get erect

*sighs alot

*takes up smoking

*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"

"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

ass penis

When you get smashed in the penis with a sack of doorknobs and your penis goes inside you body and sticks out your ass, giving you a mangina and a ass penis.

"Oh mi gawd i just got impaledded and now i got an ass penis."
"Suck my ass penis."

by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

penis wart

1.)Some one who is a twat or acts like a cunt.
2.)a wart placed on the penis,usualy bellend.

"jordan your a mother fucking penis wart"
"jodie totaly licked that guys penis wart!"

by clarky-05 April 9, 2005

jadens penis

A sad small protrusion in jadens body

Jadens penis dissapointed me.

by shreks dick is great November 1, 2017

penis flop

also known as "PF", the condition where a male's penis- whether donning underwear or not- is unknowingly, or knowingly showing through his pants and consistently hitting said pants as he walks, runs or generally moves. Females tend to whisper "PF" to tell one another that they've spotted penis flop on a male.

"Check it out, girl! PF! PF! Anfernee's got penis flop! I can totally see it through his track pants. It's all flappin against his pants and shit!"

by squigglypoof September 1, 2009

penis probation

a word started when a group of girls got fed up w/ their men's behavior therefore set out to punish them! That's right! No hj's, no bj's, and definetly no sex for you fellas! Not gonna happen! Not tonight, not for the next 25 yrs of your lives!! Jk...it's been proven the girls are the ones that seem to cave in on their own rule b/c we're so deprived....

He didn't call me for 3 weeks, Mandy! That's aight..just put him on penis probation!

by FeD Up June 27, 2004

flying penis

when a guy slaps a girl with his boner

damn that bitch, im going to give her a FLYING PENIS that will teach her not to bite my left testicle off

by Bill Fang June 22, 2009