muffin lafluer

A phrase describing a rather large, clumsy bearded homo. Who has an affinity for Beamers, Ky jelly and banana hammocks.

That dude who just bought me a PBR was a total Muffin Lafluer, what a chode.

by HK McGruber January 19, 2011

muffin head

A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't

damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face

by kayllaii April 21, 2019

Muffin head

Some shit bad boy halo calls people as a replace meant for dumbass or other varieties.

*Person 2 steals person 1 diamonds* *person1* you muffin head

by Whyisallwordstaken May 09, 2021

Zest Muffin

Someone who is zesty in denial

Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin

by WordWriter2095 June 26, 2023

Mighty muffin

It's a tasty treat nothing sexual.

1:could I have a mighty muffin

2:yes here is a chocolate muffin.

by Mightymuffins December 30, 2019

Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016

Muffin Butting

Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.

I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.

by Forth3k4de January 30, 2016