Slime monster

If you love to play with slime.
Go and: "I just got a new slime!"

Shit yourself: "Ugh, what a slime monster."
by ffdder22 September 17, 2023
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Kippis Monster

A person who hogs all the Kippahs because he apparently is addicted to them but really they are his only friends .
Damn that kippis monster
Why does the Kippis monster do dis?
by The Mica April 04, 2019
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Monster Shlong

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong
by Idekimfucked December 14, 2021
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Monster Shlong

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong
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Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up
by Judgerichie November 06, 2023
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monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen
"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"
by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024
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