Food

The only reason for living! The answer to all questions, what you eat while petting your cat! FOOD

My Netflix series just ended. :( If it weren't for my goddess food i would of jumped off a bridge!

by SyddTheeSquidd February 16, 2018

Cheerleader Food

Types of food cheerleaders should eat. Only heathly power foods such as vegetables, lean meats, low sugar drinks and lots of pure water.

Alyxis, don't get that crappy cereal. You need Cheerleader Food to stay healthy and fit for your teammates.

by Snakefreak81 May 30, 2022

Food mullet

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"

That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"

by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014

Feast of Foods

A yearly office Pre-Thanksgiving pot luck feast, consisting of poor food choices that would otherwise be frowned upon (i.e. fast food, snacks, treats, candies etc.). Generally occurs the week before Thanksgiving so individuals have time to recover from the poor decisions made during the Feast.

A Feast Of Foods to celebrate the poor decisions made over the last year.

Feast of Foods is not a corporate sponsored event.

The Feast consists of all foods brown and friend.

I spent the rest of the day in the "office" after the Feast.

by Mr.Gerbik December 2, 2022

Deranged Food

Phrase: Used to describe a food that is not necessarily gross, but very bizarre.

Meatballs are not inherently gross, but the name and the thought of “meat” in ball form is very disturbing and deranged when thought about.

“Lasagna is so weird if you think about it, its just meat, sauce, and cheese separated into layers by slabs of pasta”

“Lasagna is a deranged food”

by girlmeat March 19, 2022

Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

No Food September

You have to go through the entirety of September without eating any food whatsoever

I challenge you to No Food September and you can't eat anything.

by Meme-anator September 1, 2020