Ethan 5000

Sucking a whole girls tit then getting to the tip and sucking a lot of it, then to bite it and rip it off and spit it back in her own mouth so she swalalows her own titty

Karen was on perks last night tripping her shit, she did the Ethan 5000 with me baby.

by Jon and a half June 24, 2021

ethan chill

super CHILL dude, kinda a crackhead but super cool 😎😎😎

whos ethan chill??
mannnn thatsss my homie ethan chilllllllllll

by apolloniaaaaa May 31, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a Person who should ask Kaira out but has no fucking balls so is waiting to long and is gonna get a response that is negative when he finally grows the balls to ask her out

Ethan is a pussy

by Suck a pp December 6, 2019

Ethan

Ethan someone who ignores you and leaves you on open and who will not join a face time call because he’s doing “homework”

Ethan can you FaceTime

Him- no doing “homework”

by Victoria Delegarza October 22, 2019

Ethan Baggio

Ethan Baggio, someone who is so cool and smart, everyone likes this guy.

Owen: Your so ethan baggio

Dylan: Thanks dude

by ebaggio April 29, 2025

Ethan

Ethan, probably the coolest guy out there. Ethan is the kind of guy that doesn’t simp easily,even though he loves to fall in love. Ethan doesn’t care about a look, he’s attracted to a vibe that very few women give off, even if it’s through a phone.Trustworthiness, loyal, the kind of guy his girlfriends parents love. Always likes to get the crowd going and see people smile. The kind of guy to jump in the river to save a drowning baby deer even though he can’t swim great, then refuses his picture in the paper or tv, humbles himself to allow others attention. Ethan stays focused and is wise beyond his years. Funny by accident, and loves the outdoors, snowboarding is his go to sport after boxing.

Person: Isint Ethan catching vibes off that streamer on kick?
Me: Ya but Ethan he’s no simp, he knows he not could win her heart.

Person: Did you see Ethan run down the shore line and jump in the fast moving river.?
Me: Ya he saw a little deer being carried away,get the jeep we will pick him up downstream.

by I am soooo cool July 2, 2023

Ethan Major

a kind, caring, sweet and lovable guy that will always be there for you when you need him most. Though he can argue over small things, claiming hes right when hes wrong, and be annoying at times, he has a big heart and an amazing personality.

i love ethan major more than life itself - Cassy

by cassx2 January 13, 2025