Ethan

Ethan is a culture vulture and in specific sucks sweden off like theres no tomorrow, Ethan always talks about how he wants to move to sweden oblivious to the fact that hes a fucking roach and seems way too fixated on joining the försvarsmakten (the swedish military) even though he has no big relation or true knowledge of the country and would rather enlist in a country he has no relation to than he would in the army of his own country

Person 1: i might move to sweden soon and I'd enlist in the swedish army

Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Ethan is gae

Ethan is really, really , really, incredibly, extremely, and definitely gae

bro, did u hear, Ethan is gae

by BanRangedTopsPLS March 28, 2022

Ethan

Ethan cool but he likes guys and has thicc brain and probably on drugs

Omg he is such an ethan

by Angel the cool guy March 29, 2022

ethan

someone who made danger above 8-3

ethan made danger above 8-3

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 30, 2022

Ethan

friend that’s got a hot smile and can get mad super easily. Super hot, good mood most of the time, and jokes with you. Besides that he’s nicer in person than online but regardlesss kinda mean smh. He can get political, or just shitpost. he helps you with work and gets shipped with you by like everyone.

is that ethan??

Yeah hes so hot but sometimes annoying

by Yourmom1010101 November 3, 2021

Ethan

ETHAN NEEDS A JANIYAH THEY ARE A PERFECT MATCH.

Get urself a friend Ethan he is cute and a really cool guy. Everybody likes Ethan, he is a great friend to have

guy:*silent and feels kinda down*

Ethan:Hey bro how are you?

Guy:*feels so much better*

by eggward29 November 5, 2021

Ethan

A retarded dinosaur with a one inch wonder

Jim: “He looks like an Ethan

Bob: “Yeah he’s definitely an Ethan

by Smart boy 360 November 6, 2021