Ethan

a normal guy. The end. :) i hope it was fun for you to search up my name. Have a wonderful day/evening/afternoon/night. If you arent well theres always a tomorow. Heres some bread btw 🍞.

Ethan i choose you!
*pokedex: a normal type*
Ethan use wholesum!
*Ethan gave the person sum water for when they go to bed*

by Another ethan on the web July 20, 2019

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Get the Ethanmug.

Lester & Ethan

No, they dont do their projects the day before it's due, they do them a week after it's due. You'll never see lester without Ethan vice versa . They are a duo like conjoined twins, try to separate them and theyll swing back like magnets, but never forget, if u separate them , they'll never be able to ask someone else about how to do the project that was due last month.

Lester & Ethan didn't do the project

by Lara chan September 15, 2020

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Get the Lester & Ethanmug.

Ethan Kong

someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.

they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)

"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"

by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022

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