No Melon Day

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.

Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."

by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023

Feely day

On January 12, women must accept ALL requests they receive from men to feel their boobs.

Man 1: “could I touch your tiddies for a moment? It is Feely Day”
Woman: “fine. Just once.”

by Chucklehead_85421 January 11, 2023

Mother's Day

Mother's day is a day where everyone should say thank you to their moms. give gifts to their moms because of what the mother does on a daily basis. Cleans/buys groceries/pays the bills/buys you close/gives you a roof over your head/ext.

Happy mother's day mom I bought/made you some gifts.

by Arixandy October 16, 2019

Confess day!

Tell your friends something you were too afraid to tell them before😌

Hey I've been keeping this from you for a while I wanna confess my secrets to you because its national confess day!❤

by Thicccbishhhhhh October 17, 2019

Pickle Day

In the male dominated construction industry this is a slapstick name for Fridays...because you stand around on Fridays “playing with your pickle” instead of working.

Friday morning, got it made.
Jack me off with a saw-zall blade.

Don’t give me no dirty looks,
Another 40 in the books.

So, throw some hands, and shout hurray...smile it’s fuckin pickle day!!!

by Spoonie Shears October 18, 2019

No school day

October 27

Mom:go to school
You:it’s no school day
Mom:ok

by No tea no shade October 23, 2019

positivity day

positivity day is a day where you be as positive as possible love and care for each other its every Wednesday you must wear red to show that you support

Positivity day

by Michael Lloyd October 29, 2019