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Window Cracker

Someone who regularly cracks their bedroom window to let fresh air in.
“Yea Regan is a window cracker now, she has been opening her bedroom window to let air in”
by Cheil Windowcracker February 4, 2023
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Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.
i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.
by Digothy March 12, 2023
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monkey cracker

"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"
by PRI777 March 19, 2023
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Rice Cracker

Violet: i wish there was a slur i could use to describe my sister.
The voices in Violet's head: Call her a rice cracker
Violet: Shut up
by gay midget the fourth March 29, 2023
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Bean cracker

“You absolute bean cracker!”
by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023
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Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.
Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.
by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023
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