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Christian

It is a name to use after you are tired of thinking about the name of your previous son or daughter. Just use the name Christian to your newborn son so all things will be simple and you don't have to think hard naming your child.
Nurse: Ma'am your son is successfully born, Can I ask what is his name?
Mother: Christian, Just Christian then add my Surname to it
Nurse: What a unique name to name a child, your child might be the tall and skinny that likes to fart
by Rlaire March 8, 2022
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sarasota christian school

the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great
person: where’d you go to school last year?

scs student: sarasota christian school

person: i’m so fucking sorry
by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022
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Christian

A delusional magical thinker and victim of the paternalistic death cult known as Christianity, which is a belief system historically used to justify social division, economic domination, torture, and murder, and continues to have a major negative impact globally; numerous prominent Christians are politically aligned to the extreme right, to the point of fascism. Christians use magical thinking to justify and normalize numerous anti-social behaviors, some of which are racism, sexism, and homopobia, and to excuse personal participation in what they call 'sin'. Christians often deny reality and are anti-science, believing such things like the world was created 3000 years ago, or that the world is flat. Christians are judgemental and antagonistic, often referring to themselves as 'warriors' or 'armed with the word of God', and seek to overcome opposition by force. On the internet, they invade and swarm social media sites, harass online content creators, and attempt to dominate by being overly vocal.
Fundamental Christians found my blog. I have to change my email.

My childhood was abusive; my parents were fundamentalist Christians.

Christians used to burn people alive. They still burn books.
by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
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Christian

A guy I can’t stop thinking about. A guy I want to know more, even though I ruined that chance. Someone who brings me joy and happiness everyday I see him. Every time I am around him. If only he felt the same way about me. If he did, then I would tell him what are you waiting for? I am right here. Waiting for you to make your move.

But he doesn’t feel that way about me. That makes me upset, but I have to accept it. I am trying everyday to move on, but it is hard because even though I want to get over him, deep down, I secretly don’t want to.

If you ever meet a Christian like the one I know, make sure that he likes you, before you get serious feelings for him. Because these feelings, are hard to get rid of.
Hey, did you see Christian today?
by Urbandictionaryguy124 March 25, 2022
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Christian

The most beautiful man on Earth who gives you butterflies every time you look at him, he's the man who makes everyone go blurry, he's the man you can't talk to, but he's also the man you have to let go off because he's moving away to Australia
Me: *Looks into his eyes*
Christian: *Looks right back*

me: 🦋🦋🦋🦋
by cherryblossoms. March 26, 2022
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Christian

Christian is top tier but insecure
by Aoife111 January 23, 2022
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Christian

A sussy baka who likes valve shit, plays a lot of fortnite, and is fun af to hang out with
ex. Christian is epic gamer man
by TheD-stroyer619 January 25, 2022
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