Chris

A Chris is a big gym lad who spends all his time wanking over boys, usually gay ones. He can also be recognised as a sick lad by those he rapes. A Chris is generally gay, 7/9 Chris’ are gay.

“Oh shit, He must be a Chris, look at how he looks at boys, oof.”

by SmallCockMonsterCum March 21, 2019

chris

homo bus driver whos real name is alan

chris is a homosexual bus driver

by JORDYNVSTHEWORLD March 23, 2019

Chris

He is a very good friend and person to hang with others call him cute but he thinks he’s not. He is very funny and loves to make people laugh at stupid things, he has a great personality, Chris is the type of person that you can come and to him about something for anything and he’ll give you good advice. In relationships Chris is very caring and loyal, he also loves who he is dating, so if he asks you out that means you are special, but Chris also has a freaky side and mood so if he gets freaky it’s bc that’s his mood.

Chris is all mine
Yep that’s Chris

by Http.Chris13 March 29, 2019

Chris Moore

A guy who jerks off when he gets a victory royale and eats a fat bitch after his hand workout. If you ask him to hang out he’s going to say no cause he’s too busy jerking off probably. Chris has a skill that nobody else has and that is to bust in under 1 minute. He’s still single and needs a lover so hit his line asap!

You wanna hang later, can’t I’m too busy being a Chris Moore

by Yourfather03 April 3, 2019

Fat Chris

A term commonly used by the A-Level Economics students at Rawlins Academy to describe a cigarette

Oi, Metcalm, wanna go for a fat chris after?

by Grimmo April 9, 2019

Fat Chris

A slang term for a cigarette - commonly used by the A-Level Economics students at Rawlins Academy during lessons

Oi, Metcalm, wanna go for a Fat Chris after?

by Grimmo April 9, 2019

Chris

chris is a person u meet and is really white but most likely they act ghetto.No taste in actually rap music and try to hard to use sum slang words and it’s rlly cringe to hear how he says it. Chris mostly like never got a shape up in his life but then makes fun of other people haircuts and has no clue what he is talking about.So yeah that’s a Chris.

literally nobody:

chris: yooo did u get a haircut.let me see your hairline!!!Bro didn’t even get a shape up, look at this

Me and others: :/ no one cares g

*when chris gets a cut*
no shape up lol

by friendlyhispanic April 11, 2019