Snoodle Block

When the tremendous girth of the snoodle-ee far exceeds that of the foreskin of the snoodle-er, thus inhibiting the attempted snoodle

Clayton got snoodle blocked when he tried to snoodle Bubba's giant pecker.

by roman12121212 September 17, 2016

Peacock Block

When you are trying to watch an English Premier League game in the US and realize you can only watch it on the Peacock app.

I flipping channels trying to find Liverpool-Arsenal but realized I got Peacock Blocked again.

by AgeuroFTW January 22, 2021

gift block

v. When someone convinces someone else not to give you a gift, especially when you did, in fact, want a gift; similar to jock block

Your mom: Oh, he doesn't need a gift. Save your money, buy yourself something nice. He would want it.

Gifter: Ok, if you're sure...

You (quietly): Oh... I've been gift blocked...

by fluffy8u January 9, 2011

Spin block

To move to another location or to do something

Yo, let’s spin block the teacher is here

by Rambotious January 3, 2024

tweet block

when you can’t think of anything to tweet about. it’s somewhat like the creative block artists get (art block).

common among jobless people

1: I don’t fucking know what to tweet
2: You probably have the dreaded tweet block

by footnqtes June 7, 2024

Block-beggar

A person on social media that uses insults and ad hominems, instead of engaging in intellectually honest debate, then feigns shock and dismay when he is blocked. These people typically spend time on conspiracy theory sites and have problems separating fact from fiction.

This block-beggar is just hoping I'll block him so he can talk more trash when I'm gone.

by Nitsujmai January 30, 2017

Block Head

Being a total Charlie Brown

"Steve totally missed that field goal at the game yesterday."
"Yeah, he's such a block head."

by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015