trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them

“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”

by Toby magenta January 3, 2022

snake

An absolute serpent of a person. Can also be the kind of person who does really snakey things such as, playing PokemonGo, or slithering around the local city.

I hope that snake doesn't sit with us at lunch.

Look at that snake playing PokemonGo.

There are too many snakes around us right now.
Hey Julia stop being a snake!

by Justahumblesnake July 15, 2016

Snake

my ex

My ex is a snake

by Fbdbadfbsvasfbdfbzdf October 22, 2019

Snake

Danger noodle

Person1: Hey watch out for that snake
Person2: what do ya mean that's a danger noodle

by Timmyaintit September 7, 2021

snake tail

Also known as a male camel toe

Girl did you see his snake tail male camel toe? it was huge

by double the funny April 25, 2014

Tube snake

A tube snake is an uncut penis, typically referring to someone is of Indian descent

“Was he uncut?” “Yes! I love me a good tube snake !”

by Lemmehityourvape March 30, 2025