apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

Backwards Apple

When a woman puts a dildo in her vagina ball side first and leaves the tip hanging out.

Stacy you can’t be doing the backwards Apple when mom is home.

by Joncena6972 May 26, 2021

Apple

How tf do you not kno what an apple is u dumbass go to preschool

Guy 1: I'm hungry
Guy 2: Eat an apple
Guy 1: boi no I want a fukin banana

by Hey that's nice January 13, 2019

Apple

A brand of smartphone that just like the fruit is incompatible with headphones and regular chargers.

3,4,5,6,7,8,10........wait, what? Is this on apple?

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

apple

a crunchy read frut that is delish

may i have an apple

by big john 21 September 24, 2019

Apple

A Native North American who has red skin but projects personality characteristics and societal values more commonly associated with Caucasian people.
The Injun equivalent of the term "Oreo" as when directed toward black people.

Jim Manybeers, "Clayton said he's not drinking today. He's going to church with his wife and doesn't want to be hung over at work tomorrow."
Elvis Yellowfeet, "What a fkn apple."

by Haggis MacPhreedom December 10, 2020

apple bottom jeans

Just look it up

"She got dem apple bottom jeans
boots with the fur
got the whole club looking at her-"
"JESSICA did you sleep with your goddamn teacher"
"no i did-"
"yes You DID"
"NO I DIDNT"
"YES YOU DIIIIID"
"*SCREAMS OF FIGHTING*"

by gbarilaairbgeagberila March 3, 2021