by Jackkddoff June 2, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. The bestest boyfriend out there. He dates Luke and they do that gay stuuf. He also is the smartest, bestest, handsomess, good soccer player, athletic, freaky, and hottest guy out there.
by freakbob2013 September 19, 2025
Get the ETHANmug. he is a giga chad and is a god among all. he gets all women. an Ethan's mind is beyond understanding.
all other descriptions about him (that are good) are correct. they are fast and they all have a mega 69 pack.
all other descriptions about him (that are good) are correct. they are fast and they all have a mega 69 pack.
by etong god master69696969 March 22, 2022
Get the ethanmug. Ethans are very dark and twisted individuals. Ethans usually range between 5 foot 5 and 4 ft tall and his temper is as short as him. You can often find them in their natural habitat of roblox playing an fps or meep city. Alternitivly you can find them playing call of duty and screaming at young children. When challenged the average Ethan will begin to mock you and attempt to demasculate you. Then if it persists he will grow louder and angrier when mocked it becomes worse. When stuck in this situation you must offer him his favorite food, ice cream, and ignore everything else he says.
by ovendweller42 January 4, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. The type of person who makes other people’s days. Who’s smile lights up the room every time he walks in. The type of person you could never fall out of love with. He makes the best boyfriend and will never give up on you no matter what. His looks will take your breath away and his personality is one of the best you’ll ever meet. Once you get to know him you could never go back to your life before him. He’ll become your everything, your shoulder to cry on, your favorite person in the world. He’ll say the most cringe dad jokes but because of his wits you won’t be able to hold in laughter. He could rant on about nerd stuff for hours but you don’t care because you love him for everything he is. Whenever you look into his eyes all you see is your future and someone who cares about you. Ethan is so amazing.
Girl 1: I failed the test
Girl 2: I passed
Girl 1: what!? How?
Girl 2: Ethan helped me. He’s so sweet.
Girl 1: I wish I was that lucky
Girl 2: I passed
Girl 1: what!? How?
Girl 2: Ethan helped me. He’s so sweet.
Girl 1: I wish I was that lucky
by Joe’s favorite cousin from June 13, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. 
ETHAN jealous of others puts garbage back on another's car until a cool nigga such as brad pulls out a baton then Ethan cowers
by Pussy destroyer xxx123 May 8, 2018
Get the ETHANmug.