hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.

Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.

by peter gazer January 12, 2018

Wank Therapy

The debut album from clunge for grunge

What an album by wank therapy

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019

wanking

a friendly gesture to do with your friends to highlight you appreciate them.

Jonny: hey guys wanna wank??
Max: yeah why not!!

They had a good time wanking.

by blUeagLeye23 June 28, 2023

pile of wank

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children

Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"

by bluebirdpotatoes May 29, 2018

Gigolo wank

The act of masturbating during working hours or in the workplace, and hence being paid while completing the duty.

The hot intern bent over to pick up some papers earlier. It gave me a massive erection so I had to sneak off for a gigolo wank to correct myself.

by Bruce Foreskin September 7, 2013

wank sack

A person who likes to caress the backs of their balls whilst wanking

"My friend told me he use to wank sack"
"Have you had a wank sack?"

by DA_UD December 1, 2021