When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.
Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
by DaMaTeRMaNG October 08, 2019
twat /twŏt/
noun
1. The vulva.
2. A woman or girl.
3. A foolish or contemptible person.
4. Joanna fucking White
noun
1. The vulva.
2. A woman or girl.
3. A foolish or contemptible person.
4. Joanna fucking White
by KeyzerSöze June 04, 2025
by dead ted December 08, 2009
the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.
by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018
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Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
by Rewd53 August 20, 2024
Generally used to describe a particularly obnoxious and idiotic person who is also lacks any insight, being completely oblivious to their annoying behaviour.
by Jap Sy August 24, 2023