Turkey Tom Syndrome

Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)

“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.

by Banmi June 8, 2024

Tom

The best person in the world

Tom, the best kid in the world, had a shite

by Hiihiihiihiihiihii April 7, 2020

Tom

Tom is an amazing person. He is funny and loves saying... LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Person 1: Who is saying LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 2: It's got to be tom
Person 1: He is amazing

by #purplepeopleeater November 18, 2021

Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

Tom Mann

A young wanna-be entrepreneur who has significantly peaked in high school and still thinks he can get any girl he wants because he was the best shag in 2005.

He used to be so cool, but he's just a Tom Mann now.

by Wingecat July 19, 2018

Tom

Sexy bastard with a horse cock that can please any girl (sexually) and it is loved by every woman and man and dog and cat and sexy arouses everyone

Tom is the most sexy lad in the wod

by Scoobyscrounger November 3, 2023

Tom Denman

A werid man who if he is not out finding his dad he is on a table simping for a girl who doesn’t like him. If you confront this man on what he is doing you won’t get far because he will speed of on his sisters wheelchair. Rumour has it this man’s father ran away as soon as he realised Tom Denman looked like a lanky Troy tynnan

Tom Denman is such a weirdo

by Kendo dd January 22, 2022