An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A phrase you tell you buddies after buying liquor. Wanting to take the night to a next level of drunkness. Doing a whole lot of shit that would be stupid to do while sober.
Joey: "Stef , you were right fucked tonight. You frigging stole his booze, his smokes, and his dog."
Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."
Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."
by Right fucked tonight April 23, 2016
Get the Right fucked tonightmug. when you want your class to pay attention to you, so you say this phrase before starting your lesson or speech.
(typically pronounced with an accent e.g ‘right gaeis’)
(typically pronounced with an accent e.g ‘right gaeis’)
by DD: May 14, 2022
Get the right guysmug. When presented with a new piece of equipment and asked by senior management what you think about it defined as “it’s all right”
by Dan Brown January 17, 2024
Get the It’s all rightmug. A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter
Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022
Get the You’re not right, but you’re not left eithermug. a) a formal set of civil Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his/her arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
Miranda Rights, definition a) should not, IMHO under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who IMHO should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma December 2, 2016
Get the Miranda Rightsmug.