Splenda ghost

When you live in your exs head rent free.

Low cal. No effort. Just like Splenda.

Haven't talked to my ex in years. Splenda ghost.

by Hanabal71 December 10, 2021

ghost writers in the sky

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.

An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!

by QuacksO December 22, 2022

ghost walking

When your body is still sleeping in bed and you are up walking around in a daze knowing that your body, mind, and soul is still asleep in bed.

I am at the dog park but I don’t remembering driving here. I must be ghost walking - DR

by Ad Exec RJL January 11, 2024

sour ghost

A very tepid gust of wind propelled by the breath of one who has placed their index (and or middle) finger into their anus and immediately puts them both in the upright position and is blown on into the nearest direction of a friend.

-"did greg just sour ghost someone? It smells like shit"

-"yup"

by crazypezz June 8, 2011

Dick ghost

When your man is really arroused but can't get hard and still gets off.

I was giving him a lapdance to try and help with his limp noodle but all i got was the dick ghost.

by Riffraffbitch17 October 6, 2019

The Ghost of Juan

The source of the anonymous network messages that get sent out over computer servers as office or school pranks.

"Oh man, I think the ghost of juan is trying to tell me something..."

by Springfield Dropout October 27, 2009

ghost pedestrian

A pedestrian who seems to appear out of nowhere while one is driving. This pedestrian may not have been seen due to the driver texting, singing, or reading a book while driving.

Peter: *reading Harry Potter while driving down the street*

Pedestrian: AAAAAHHHH!

Peter: *swerves out of the way* Holy crap! Those ghost pedestrians are such hazards!

by emmef January 25, 2012