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Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.
Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "
by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023
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Belgian Burn

A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.
Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?

Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!

Guy #1: What a bitch.

Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.

Guy #1: Anything else?

Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.

Guy #1: Okay.
by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018
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burning spider

Burning spider is a person who sucks at red dead redemption 2.
It's started on 7/27/2022 at exactly 9:42 PM. (The exact seconds aren't known and will remain a mystery to all mankind
by anonymous July 27, 2022
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Leo Burns

A wee dick that nobody in his group like. Sometimes he comes over and everyone becomes sad and chokes him. Also should have a sister that is 110% fuckable every day. Dad is also a nonce
fuck sake Leo Burns is coming. We hate him.”
by Kate Burns November 20, 2021
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Crashed and Burned

When something severely hyped by the community turns out to be a major disappointment or fails miserably, it is said that such thing "crashed and burned". It is usually used in conjunction with the Hype Train.
No Man's Sky Hype Train crashed and burned spectacularly! I was a total flop!!!
by The Hype Train Driver March 19, 2019
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burn the pixels

To use very often. (as in using until it heats up)
If i buy a new laptop, i'm going to burn the pixels on it.
by slang Webster July 8, 2011
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