Boyer-Burned

Any savage / sarcastic / funny AF reply to an overly-sensitive pansy, made publicly, to make them feel like an idiot.

"Dude, did you see Brian's savage AF reply to that sensitive-ass, Mark's, Twitter rant? He BOYER-BURNED the shit out of that retard!"

by pettyasstom May 2, 2018

Mind-Burn

A WORD FOR WHEN A PERSON IS OVERWHELMED BY OTHER DUDES WISDOM

Jacob was mind-burnt when Jack spat facts

by JOHN'S GALAXY March 2, 2021

flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Pubic rug burn

When you and your partner violently rub up against each other, causing a fire.

kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry

by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025

burns flat

A dry, windy, dusty as fuck, air-force abandoned little town in western Oklahoma populated by impoverished, gun-toting, bible-thumping, ignorant, trump-loving redneck hicks that wouldn't know a good law if it jumped up and slapped them right smack in the damn face. Truly the arm-pit of America. If you spend anytime there, your IQ will plummet 50 points.

Dropout 1: "I feel dumber."
Dropout 2: "Why?"
Dropout 1: "I drove out to Burns Flat."

by TiredOldMan May 23, 2018

Burn

Destroying an NFT token

I burned my bees deluxe!

by stevg January 10, 2022

Burning toucan

When you burn a letter addressed to your friend to prove a point, and it just so happened that there was a toucan on it.

Definition:

The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing

“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”

“Collateral damage”

“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”

“We all die it’s just a matter of time”

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020