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pickle flies

when you get a boner, you say.. " I got a case of the pickle flies!"
you dude, she is soo hot! yeah bro I know she gives me a case of the pickle flies
by lickolotopuss May 7, 2018
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pickled beats

"After skating all day I had a bad case of pickled beats."
by Fease July 19, 2007
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Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.
Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.
by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010
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presidential pickle

Obama term reference of a watermelon 🍉
Look at them porch apes devouring that presidential pickle.
by SamanthaZittle November 29, 2024
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The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.
Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”
by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024
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Miami Pickle

The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.

Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.

The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.

He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.

Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
by Bud Bug July 27, 2021
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The pickle tickle

The pickle tickle is the feeling of not ever wanting to leave your bed, after waking up or just after laying down for a moment of rest.
Mom! PLEASE leave me be! I have a major case of the pickle tickle today! Call me in sick for the week!
by HeadHoncho34 December 6, 2019
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