beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

Southern Lights

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

by TheBIRDM4N February 3, 2014

Light bulb

very stupid funny and he will always be kind and fun he will always help you up when you fall and will be the best of friends to you

light bulb

by Toe sucker 5000 March 8, 2022

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

trans light

Bud light bottle or can with LGBTQ+ promotional art

Let’s crack open some trans light with the boys/girls

by bvftsy5ygr June 15, 2023

Hit The Lights

Sorry, Selena Gomez, only Metallica can hut the lights

Hit The Lights could nit have been a better first track in an album by Metallica

by UltimateDoge November 9, 2022

Red Light Kisses

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!

Oh god! I owe my boyfriend like 100 red light kisses.

by VeggieDance April 8, 2025