Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.

Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

lick cunt

When you are eating a female out but you only focus on the clit with your tongue

I'm about to lick cunt my girlfriend

by ThatOneFreak October 12, 2015

twiney cunt

One who goes overboard when whining about life, even though their life is served on a silver platter. Usually a rich white boy/girl.

Did you hear Liz complain about the color of her new Mercedes? What a Twiney Cunt.

by flyinkiwi99 September 8, 2019

cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.

Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!

by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011

cunt sandwich

Middle lane cunt surrounded on either side by people who know how to drive

Simon was cruising down the motorway, ahead he can see a car in the middle lane with the slow lane completely empty .He sees a silver lupo aggressively on its tail and moving towards the inside lane to undercut. So Simon had no choice but to take the outer lane and cunt sandwich the fuck outa the wanker in the middle lane .

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

polish cunt

A love filled fwendship between a polish kid and fadnams

what a polish cunt

by fadnams November 22, 2019

Lovely Cunts

A group of work colleagues who often have lunch together, but also have a private WhatsApp group discussing the goings on in the work place or other places. A diverse set of people who have different backgrounds and morals, often leading to conversations drawing a divide in the group, by 2/3 members and the rest.

Those fucking Lovely Cunts are at it again, what are they discussing and why are they so Clicky...

by Stanners Lover September 22, 2018