Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022

Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022

Texas Tuck

When your friend George ask you for a texas tuck you give that man a texas tuck

The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.

by Bed Making September 15, 2022

Texas

Where owning more than six dildos is illegal and where you can buy an AR-15 at 15yrs old

Bro tf goin on in Texas

by stumby September 28, 2022

speech-to-texas

Speech-to-Texas is a state in which you are talking with far too much "twang" and as a result , speech-to-text went full Texas on ya.

For example, if you say well that truck still tows more than the other truck, and speech-to-text types "Main that truck steel toes more!", You've just witnessed "Speech-to-Texas".

Yo man , you need to work on that twang , your speech to text is actin' up and went full bore "Speech-to-Texas".

by TexasTea123 October 10, 2022

Texas Hudley Walking

That ugly-looking walking motion black Texas teenagers make in the school cafeteria by rocking their hips up and down like sum black folk dance, look like a penguin if a penguin from the ghetto, also followed by that flaw face they make that look like they tired about that life, like they about that sum sums. Usually done by black school athletes. Look like a old woman tryna waltz with rhythm

I saw a hudley walker entering the cafeteria like he about summa that life. We call that the Texas Hudley Walking

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

West Texas Steamer

When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.

We were at the ranch yesterday and Cheryl got a West Texas Steamer

by enjoimark April 26, 2022