turtling

when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby

I am not an ass to Rani because I turtle him. I am turtling.

by CynIgnis September 27, 2020

turtling

In a video game, to progress through the game at a very slow pace, much slower than designed, in order to artificially lower its difficulty. E.g. engage fewer enemies at a time, kite them for extended time, use a lot of time to heal and stock up with consumables between encounters etc. Can be used as a derogatory term if it abuses game mechanics to the point of breaking immersion. Some games have measures to prevent this tactic such as set timers to complete each part or evolving opponents who would outpace and overwhelm you in such a case.

Streamer: "Okay, this part looks tough. So I'll be taking it very slow and methodically..."
Viewer: "Read: turtling"

by __Vano February 11, 2023

Turtling

A bunch of old people trying to figure out what a new "slang" means.

Tom:
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.

Reggie:
Bett.

by Orlandu July 15, 2020

Turtling

(Video Game - Fortnite): Term used when rotating at endgame by placing walls around you while you are move with/to the zone.

mongraal is turtling very fast and effectively.

by equinox_07 August 27, 2019

Rail Turtle

The original name for the train Canon in super Famicom wars

Finally I have enough money to afford a rail turtle!

by SpaceNoscoper479 July 11, 2024

Jisoo turtle rabbit kim

Jisoo's own made english name - "Jisoo turtle rabbit kim"

- omg its jisoo!
- you mean jisoo turtle rabbit kim?

by Jennieaddi December 20, 2021

Two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew what I was missing until I has a two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 11, 2017