dick neck

a long neck shaped like a dick
"you seen yaliza??? the one with the dick neck?"
by qsuini September 28, 2021
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plumb tip turkey neck

she sucked my plumb tip turkey neck
by Cheeky-Bastard November 18, 2016
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Horse neck

A person that has poor posture and the angle of the neck resembles that of a horse's. The muscles in the neck are so weak and the head is heavy that the neck bends.
"Yeah, Mitch has a horse neck, he can't keep his head up straight."
by Snake145 August 16, 2021
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Brady 2 neck

A fat ass kid who gets no bitches , has multiple necks , likes to sit on his fat ass all day and do nothing
I need to lose some weight , I’m turning into brady 2 necks
by Austin Gregory March 14, 2022
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Gemme that neck

When someone does something stupid you get their neck by slapping the back or any part of their neck with your hand and as soon as some one says "gemme that neck" you say self serve. And if that person says no neck no nothin you could say the word "Peace" to save your self
Matt: I thought it was tuesday
Eric: no. Gemme that neck!
Matt: self serve
Eric: neck no nothin
Matt: Peace
by Gemme that neck May 30, 2016
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wank-neck

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.
Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
by one of many concerned friends January 21, 2014
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Neck Master

I need me a little neck master! -Bat Talk
by Anime Girl Kisser January 22, 2024
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