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light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.
It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
by stephamie March 15, 2012
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must be the lighting

Often said when you second guess your (or someone else's) initial impression of something/someone.
Usually, I find him ugly, but today he's smokin' hot. Must be the lighting.

She looked hot on instagram, but then I met her IRL. Must've been the lighting.

Person A (who is overweight): I look so skinny today.
Person B: It must be the lighting.
by libelula_안녕 July 17, 2018
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Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
by Coconut363 September 29, 2023
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Angells, Son Light, Legion

Keller Angell (musical artist) has taken to himself the words 'Angells', 'Son Light' and 'Legion' to associate them with his fans.

"I am an Angell."
"I am a Son Light."
"I'm part of the Legion."

Simply put.

"I'm a big fan of Keller Angell, and therefore I associate myself as an Angell, or as a Son Light, or as a member of the Legion."

Lady Gaga has her "Monsters".
Nicki Minaj has his "Barbz".
Brooke Candy has her "FagMob".

Keller Angell has his 'Angells', his 'Son Light', his 'Legion'.

Upon this, and revealing the Luciferian Spirit, he says:

'- I am an Angel, but, Collectively, I am called LEGION!'

The same words of Lucifer, freeing yourself of the "darkness" and attaining his own LIGHTING and ASCENSION!
angells, son light, legion
by Edgar Van Hellsen December 24, 2016
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Light master

A white male who is so white that he cannot be detected in the presence of strong light. His skin has no pigmentation and he will never tan, not even on the surface of the Sun.He is the complete opposite of a shadow master. While shadow masters have accepted their powers and blended into society, a light master will very rarely leave his natural habitat, typically a basement, an attic or any reclusive space. In many cases, their social skills are not very developed,and they must seek refuge elsewhere, like Runescape for example. This is why there are no "light master" groups. They travel and live alone, barely surviving each day as freaks of society. They are very aggressive and defensive about their skin tone, usually explaining that it's not their fault. They are just trying to fool you, and putting them in a corner will trigger their defense mechanism(disappearing into the light).They will usually retreat and not be seen for periods of months at a time. It is not dangerous to fuck with them, unless he is acquainted with a shadow master. In that case, do not fuck with them, unless you too are part of a powerful shadow master's entourage. In that case, feel free to do whatever the fuck you please.
Do not confuse them with albinos, who suffer from a sad illness. Light masters are very deceitful and evil,and will do anything to reach their ultimate goal of turning all shadow masters into light masters, which would spell the end of the world as we know it. At the moment, shadow masters are ironically their rulers, and it is not likely that the situation will change soon, unless we see the appearance of a super light master, who would obliterate the mighty shadow tribe. The rest is still unwritten...
by LightShadow September 11, 2011
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light day

working 4 hours a day like the French do.
Most Americans don't work a light day during their pay periods.
by Coop Dupe March 2, 2020
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light figure

Person shaped like human made of light very talkative.
light figure in my wall talks alot
by DesaDesa95 August 26, 2025
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