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Thomas Floss

by ScorpionKing052 May 26, 2018
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Thomas

Thomas the train is a very short mf who is addicted to vapes and masturbation. He gets a lot of bitches (sadly on omegle as he is short irl)
Thomas is such a midget
by Not_Aleks November 3, 2023
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Thomas Zhang

Cool dude. that's it. top notch sigma male right here.
"Hey it's Thomas Zhang. That's cool." *silence*
by SigmaMale102 December 15, 2021
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Thomas

a guy who loves to play bass, metaphorically and physically. he loves to fiddle with the strings. He thinks that taylor swift is a satanic worshiper when he himself is.
Thomas played bass to summon a demon made of seamen.
by seamandeman1234 May 12, 2024
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Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!
You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.
by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022
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Thomas

Some nonchalant weirdly vascular guy in my Spanish class who is pretty sigma ts
Hey Thomas,
Stop talking to me dumb bitch
by bigblackcrayoneater339894 March 11, 2025
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Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.
I Thomas Jeffery'd your mum
by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025
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