Stop off for a Boston tea party

Taking a massive shit in a public bathroom.

Let's stop off for a Boston tea party on the way home.

by L3pr3chaun3 January 23, 2021

chairish tea

Bengal Spice (herbal chai) and Bailey's (Irish cream liqueur)

I want to drown my sorrows in booze and cake, but in an environmentally responsible way. I know! I'll guzzle chairish tea until the world spins and smells like cinnamon.

by Kelpiesaur August 16, 2016

clocky tea

When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort. “Clocky” means that shit abt to rise to the surface EXPEDITIOUSLY. Clocky tea is a state of mind, body and soul.

“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”

“Okkkk, divaaaa”

*Then they all explode and die*

by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025

sweet tea snow cone

When a diabetic urinates on you in below freezing weather

My uncle Roy gave me a sweet tea snow cone last Christmas while playing in the snow.

by exo1083 May 1, 2024

tea buddies

a tea buddy is someone you spill tea(gossip) with, and value dearly. all tea is confidential and no matter the seriousness of it, may not be shared with the outside world.

*two tea buddies spillin some hot tea*
shan : "I gotz the tea."
ky : "ouhhh sister spill"

by ShandaAwesome January 1, 2019

Stress Tea

A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.

Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.

Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!

Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!

Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?

Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.

Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!

Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!

Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')

Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.

by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011

Tea

A warm, fuzzy and heartfelt feeling.
K.B.

“Aah, the day felt like tea, man.”
“I spent the day with tea.”

by Auntie Kaybee April 28, 2022