Texas Peter

A gay texan that has a problem putting a finger up their ass

That guy looks like a texas peter

by GalaxyGod June 25, 2022

Texas suitcase

At a ski resort, it’s a way of using your pole straps to carry your skis by putting your straps around each end of the skis, to carry them sideways by holding the poles next to you like a suitcase, common with tourists that don’t ski often. The normal way to carry skis is over your shoulder upright, so you don’t hit anyone with them.

Look at Jerry carrying that texas suitcase, he almost took out a kid when he turned around!

by tomato1324 April 03, 2023

Texas Institute of Technology & Science

Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".

Elon: Texas Institute of Technology & Science is cool

Me: ok

by cooldefinerlol November 01, 2021

Texas Cheesesteak

A smelly puss or when u shit in a girls puss and then fuck her

Oh yeah me and my gf tried texas cheesesteak last night, or my gf got a texas cheesesteak

by LGF FootSock August 16, 2019

goodnight texas

An amazing indie folk band

Dude goodnight Texas slaps fr

by The mandarin January 17, 2022

Cold Texas

Alaska

My sister got a job in Cold Texas so I don't get to see her much

by deathleprechaun October 03, 2023

Texas tornado

When you shit and piss into a blender.

Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.

by Dill DOUGH July 07, 2019