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Jacob

A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.
Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.
by Fuck.Jacob November 15, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a really awesome guy and one of the best friends you can have. He is one of the most honest and funny people you will ever meet and can make you laugh with pretty much anything he says. He is nice, respects women and a great boyfriend. And has a huge dick too
Dude did you see Jacob at the party? He’s awesome!
by Papa89 November 27, 2021
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jacob wood

Fluffy funny fucker lmao i love you brother form JL
Jacob Is funny

Jacob wood is fluffy
by Jack smith6273 November 7, 2019
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Haven and Jacob

Best couple ever. Complete opposites but overall amazing that’s why they are meant for eachother! They are an extreme power couple and they will have kids that turn out to be models someday
Friend 1: Omgosh look how cute haven and Jacob are

Friend 2: are you joking they are together now??!? They r so freaking adorable
by Jbabe73 August 3, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob loves axolotls but ABSOLUTELY HATES JAVA
Jacob killed the Java player but hugged the axolotl
by ScrewJavaLoveAxolotls March 30, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.
"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"
by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025
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Jacob Tyler

A Jacob Tyler is the cutest boy ever. He is a really smart kid and is willing to help anyone who needs it. He's the kind of guy you want to date, but never talks to you. You don't want to date him for his looks or for how smart he is, you genuinely just love his personality. He's the kind of boy that would cheer you up if you really needed it.
Dang, you're friends with Jacob Tyler? You must be the luckiest person ever!
by blankethuman January 12, 2022
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