The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.
by awesomeword_person April 17, 2010
Get the sock blocker mug.A sock made of the finest kashmir, filled with minced meat, that the man being uses for masturbating.
"Look at Jack go with thag Grippy Sock! Fapping his best with that sock filled with minced meat. I guess it makes it more real, no?
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Get the Fart in a sock mug.Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
by Watchinfool October 6, 2023
Get the sock shock mug.A mixture of docking and sounding where two men have a sounding rod in their urethra and thrust back and forth for maximum pleasure.
Brad: Yo Chester, you trying to go socking until we can’t anymore?
Chester: Yeah, I’m down for a good socking.
Chester: Yeah, I’m down for a good socking.
by Cronton August 28, 2025
Get the Socking mug.To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.
"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"
Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."
Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."
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