Ryan's shower

A place where every individual on Earth would like to be. Specially on fridays.

Do you know where Alex is?
Idk, but its Friday so he's prolly stuck in Ryan's shower

by pizzamuzza February 20, 2025

Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

Rotten Shower

A shower where you poop while in it and stomp it out through the holes

Damn I had an amazing rotten shower the other day

by renjhi July 12, 2020

sunscreen shower

when you're all mungy from car camping for three days at Bonnaroo and you ain't got time for a real shower so you spray your whole body with sunscreen to mask the smell

Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!

One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!

by yerkmyjerky August 9, 2019

sunset shower

Similar to a golden shower, but administered by a female who is on the rag.

It'll be dark soon, so get down on the ground and ready yourself for the sunset shower.

by sugartittays November 22, 2009

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022

Ore Shower

Covered, smothered, coated in ore. Also see Bukkak-ored.
Reference to being given a copious amount of Ore from all of your guildmates that you have no idea what to do or even what happened. Sometimes the quantity can be so great you forget what day it is. All you know is you need a bath afterward.

I just stood there and took the Ore Shower... it was bliss.

by Daximoose November 16, 2018