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three seconder

A sexual partner who is so erotically stimulating it is impossible for anyone to last more than 3 seconds without reaching orgasm
Yeah Dude, I'll be back soon, Veronica is totally a three seconder
by River King August 11, 2016
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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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5 Second Photoshop

The five second act of ejaculation in which an individual's face is transformed from normal to cum-ridden.
After we do doggy-style, can I give you a 5 second photoshop?
by First_and_Last_Post July 13, 2016
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five second smash

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash
by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017
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60 second rule

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.

Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
by Triggers365 March 15, 2017
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30-Second Brownie

An unexpected shit in your pant.
Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.
by funkychunkymoney June 7, 2017
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southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.
I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.
by Aqua Inferno September 26, 2017
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