Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom

Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!

by Jimmy diddler December 6, 2018

Sam

A legend. A god. Probably has the biggest pp.

All hail Sam

by eggsandwhich September 27, 2022

Sam

hes a bully

that guys a bully, he must be called Sam

by seagulll February 1, 2020

Sam

A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.

Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.

Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!

by Account1 November 10, 2017

Sam

Sam is the most annoying person ever. They are most likely really selfish and doesn’t care about others. He always think they are the best and above others when they are really not

Sam get a life man!

by Anonymous19384738 November 23, 2021

Sam

unbelievably horny

Yeah.. Sam unironically sucked my dick on discord

by Aerodynamic Baby October 11, 2022

Sam

The kind of guy to simp for a girl named Annabelle

Annabelle wants Sam’s lightning in her booty

by Duncan doo doo2005 September 6, 2020