real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

Real Peel

A hardworking individual.
Put in their time to gain respect and confidence of their peers.

That guy is the Real Peel!

by 9290 May 16, 2020

Real

A term used for agreement, specifically to state that one’s negative emotions match another’s feelings perfectly

“I genuinely cannot take this anymore. My life is in ruins. I have suicidal thoughts every second of the day. Everybody hates me and I hate myself just as much”

“Real”

by Jack King-Hoffman September 30, 2022

For Real

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for real bro she is hot af

by joshyyy_e March 3, 2020

real grease trap

To be very serious, with no alternatives. To say for real. No joke.

"Yo when my nigga come home, it's on "real grease trap".

by June of New Haven April 18, 2014

saw bfts real

zaxglitched from the zaxglitched youtube channel also known as saw bfts real is a contestant on bfts

ZaxGlitched (omg that's me😍): i am saw bfts real
MrRainCloudy: omg ur so epic and cool you get to be in both seasons of bfts!!!!

by ZaxGlitched May 14, 2021

Real Trip

One by definition that is real and a trip.

That guy is a real trip.

by danielm27 November 20, 2021