Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.

The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.

by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021

Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.

Carpet pizza.

by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022

Dropped the pizza

When a dude pulls out and finishes into an empty pizza box and yells “it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno!”

Man, last night Jackie and I went to picklemans last night and on the way back we dropped the pizza.

by stlbill2018 March 22, 2022

pineapple pizza

It's pizza.
But with pieces of pineapple on it.
It tastes...eh.

Person A: I got pizza!
Person B: Is it pineapple pizza?
Person A: 'course it is

by Mr.Reee March 26, 2022

New York Pizza Pocket

when a guy puts cheese and sauce on his dick and gives anal to a girl. the cheese and sauce get stuck in the girls ass, and the guy eats the girls ass afterwords with the cheese and sauce.

Brian: “Hey babe, can we try a New York Pizza Pocket tonight”?

Heather: “I gotta bleach my asshole, Timmy gave me a New York Pizza Pocket last night”

by rubberduckie28 March 29, 2022

Pizza

Thing I want to steal

Give me Pizza

by sweaty gamer balls January 25, 2022

Pizza

A food that is baked in an oven with bread sauce and there should be pineapples.

What do you want to eat for dinner?
How About pizza!

by PrestonShiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii January 30, 2022