a very ugly person that has a pipe up there ass. it is illegal to be an ass piper in all 50 states but one. the one state that does allow it is Alaska. but hey sarah palin is the major there so what did u expect??? an ass piper is normally a male. with brown gay ass emo hair. but he doesnt look very emo he just looks like a douche. most ass pipers live in alaska because its legal. if you do happen to encounter an ass piper just throw snow at it and it will wine and walk away if you do not have snow available just find the closest object available for throwing and throw it at the ass piper if you follow these instructions you will be safe from the ass piper. :)
the douche looking brett kid over there looks like an ass piper we have to throw snow at him to stay safe.
the ass piper is a douche that has a pipe up is ass.
the ass piper is a douche that has a pipe up is ass.
by awesomenessinabox February 18, 2010
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a jerkface who is conceded and rude. she isnt nice and she is never nice nor helpful. you cannot trust a Piper she will let you down. She isnt funny and loves to Be with Aundrea's but cant be one. Even though she wants 2 be.
Aundrea: hey I am having a bad day someone was very rude to me
Elizaberth: was it a Piper
Aundrea: ya!
Elizaberth: was it a Piper
Aundrea: ya!
by marcalene220 October 27, 2011
Get the Piper mug.The act of taking a dump in a used condom, putting it in the freezer and then using it to masturbate your significant other. Invented by Nick F. sometime in March 2014.
by Alpinenigga April 12, 2014
Get the Alaskan pipeline mug.Flurry goal scored by # 66 -- Piiipes! His 297th of the season...assist to #54, Jason Doing...assist to #80, Blickon Slotty!
by s. neckar May 5, 2003
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are haveing butt
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That my friend is a pipeline
are haveing butt
sex then suddenly
one of the starts
to crap then the other chick opens
her butt and lets the load in.
That my friend is a pipeline
Man those two girls did the pipeline one time or another
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by .C niveK March 30, 2009
Get the pipeline mug.(for all you guys that like etid) a name for shitty preppy people that pop their collars and have shitty frosted tips. that is a PIPEDUDE. sometimes shortened to, PIPER.
"how long did it take you to do your hair this morning?"
"uh, like 2 hours... give or take an hour"
"and why is your collar flipped up?"
"it aint' flipped up, its popped"
"fuck, you're such a PIPEDUDE"
"uh, like 2 hours... give or take an hour"
"and why is your collar flipped up?"
"it aint' flipped up, its popped"
"fuck, you're such a PIPEDUDE"
by Tommmmmmm December 7, 2006
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