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parkered

To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.
“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
by Daroobee October 15, 2022
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Pecker

have you spoke to the new kid, hes a right pecker
by nujon October 27, 2022
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Parker

Parker is a man that is a discord kitten and has many moderators
"Did you hear about Parker being a discord kitten"
by SlayingTheDayAway November 3, 2022
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Parker

A cool guy with a great personality, Parker Usually likes girls that are nice and supportive, He relies on other people a lot and usually has only friends that are girls and maybe one friend that is a boy, If he tells a girl that he likes her he feels that girl is the only one who understands him and he wants to cherish her forever. Sometimes he gets a little sad if he sees the girl he likes laughing and having a great time with another boy because she doesn't have as much fun around him. He likes getting to know people and doesn't want to feel like a bad person. If he ever cries around you that means he cares enough for you to let you see his emotions.
girl 1: Parker is a really nice guy

girl 2: he is so caring
by Truefacts26381 November 10, 2022
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Parker

The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.
Person A: who the hell is making animal sounds in class?
Person B: that’s just Parker
by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022
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Pacer Test

The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
A: Bro we gonna do the pacer test?
B: Yeah sure i do
A: puts the CD in
The CD: The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
by Graniteisarock November 19, 2022
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Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.
Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:
by 9090alex January 6, 2023
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