The Brockness Monster

The nickname for Sacramento Kings and former University of Washington, Jon Brockman.

I believe in the Brockness Monster!

by udubdawgsfan January 7, 2010

monster

verb: to fulfill the role of non-player-characters and/or enemies ( human or otherwise) during a scenario of a live action role playing session. this may or may not involve wearing a grotesque rubber mask or face-paint npc,larp,roleplay,character,mask

"ok i need five people to monster in this set-up, any volunteers?"

by chalkeee July 12, 2015

bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.

"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."

by whobedat June 18, 2015

the rapey monster

Super duper scary monster that can and WILL touch you in your special place

Shit, the rapey monster got me again…

by Deadskull101 December 5, 2023

Cookie Monster

BEWARE! he will steal your cookies

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”

by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025

Mud Monster

When youre having so much fun you wouldnt even notcie if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters"

by ilovepati September 19, 2021

Digi-Monster

One who is constantly hooked on their mobile device and on social media.

“Digital Monster”

“Digi”

You are being a digi-monster

by Digi-monster November 11, 2021