when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"
by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018
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by Poopy Head #2 April 17, 2019
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the dogs are baby legging because I didn't give them any snacks today
the dogs are baby legging because I didn't give them any snacks today
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