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The kentucky fried chicken fucker 

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most

Erlanger Kentucky

A little ghetto city outside of Cincinnati that is known for violence and drugs.
Me: “Are you going to Erlanger Kentucky tonight? “
Friend: “Yes, that’s why Im bringing my Glock and my syringes.”

The Kentucky dildo 

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo
I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.

Old Kentucky Windage 

Either any Kentucky bourbon or whiskey.

Also a mixed drink containing Kentucky bourbon whiskey and blackberry brandy.

The Kentucky Fish Race

Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.
Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?

The Kentucky Wrap 

The act of wrapping your foreskin around another man's penis tip, stretching open their penis, then proceed to ejaculated inside of thou penis.
Hey Bungledash, stretch my penis so we can try the Kentucky Wrap!