Skip to main content

Jesus Job

A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.
The lord Jesus blessed me with a "Jesus Job" today, now he has passed his holeyness upon to me.
by Bushwhack McCoy January 4, 2009
mugGet the Jesus Jobmug.

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand
the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.
by Tessa June 30, 2005
mugGet the Hand jobmug.

half job

when a female puts sexual images into a mans mind while he masturbates, almost a hand job but not quite
by awesome24678 October 16, 2010
mugGet the half jobmug.

dirty job

After having anal sex with a female. the female then gives the male a blowjob with his penis which still has the remanants of fecal matter.
After having anal sex i made amanda give me a dirty job
by peter smelley December 9, 2008
mugGet the dirty jobmug.

Bird Job

A bird Job is when you cum into someones mouth, they swallow it and then regurgitate the semen back up. Then the person who came licks the vomited cum out of the others mouth. The same way as a bird feeds its babies.
Dude! you like bird job's? That makes you a manrantula!
by Rusty Bottoms, Dick Nipple March 13, 2009
mugGet the Bird Jobmug.

Skyrim Job

the act of receiving a rim job while spitting fire
dude, i was getting a skyrim job and i totally lit my room on fire
by master of the rim November 30, 2011
mugGet the Skyrim Jobmug.

Bread-Job

A handjob with a piece of bread and the sub-sequential eating of the bread
Girl:So you favor a bread-job later
by Imbrains July 28, 2017
mugGet the Bread-Jobmug.

Share this definition