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Jake Coles

So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women
oh look its Jake Coles he is so annoying
by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023
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Jake

cute person who is cuter than amie (me)
by cucucucumbur January 5, 2022
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Jake Paul

Somebody who thinks he can box but doesn't want to fight real boxers
Person: who's your favorite boxer kid
Kid:Jake paul
Person:💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫
Kid:😵
by Bo beisty December 31, 2021
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Jake

A tall, 6'3" man, with a nice girl that is very nice <3
He is very cool and will break down in the middle of a religion class if you say mean things
He will start to shake everytime he says something nice to a girl that he's never said before. Treat him well.
Jake is so cool!
by jhpatterson08 May 17, 2022
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Valeries forever boyfriend and husband <33 he is my world forever and always! I truly would do anything for him.. he’s so sweet and charming and makes me heart full again! When i see him i smile and sigh happily hoping he’ll always be in my sight i love this guy with all my heart!^^
Jake <3 Valerie
by Valllllllllllllllll!!! April 25, 2022
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Jake is the best guy friend you’ll ever meet. He’ll love u with all his heart. He’s definitely a family type of guy. He may seem intimidating at first but he’s really a softie. He’s the funniest person ever. You never wanna lose a Jake.
I love Jake so much.
by lolguesswhoiam July 13, 2021
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Jake Paul

I sillt little internet boy who thinks he is the greatest boxer of all time. Which is ridicouless when u put in account some of the few actual boxers for example Muhammed Ali, Mike tyson, Sugar ray leonard, Sugar ray johnson,Lucas the Spider, Tyson fury, and the list can go on of who is better than him a boxing. Anyways Jake Paul is the worst human being to ever live on this planet earth
JAKE PAUL IS A FUCKING SOPPY LITTLE TWAT
by MonsterKid123 December 1, 2021
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