John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.

Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.

by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023

john mathew

a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew

1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"

2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"

by synchii202 March 25, 2023

John Doe

John Doe and is a multiple-use placeholder name that is used in the United States when the true name of a person is unknown or is being intentionally concealed. In the context of law enforcement in the United States, such names are often used to refer to a corpse whose identity is unknown or unconfirmed.

John doe was a mysterious man.

by deware February 20, 2023

john lettuce

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.

friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."

by gruzzish October 23, 2023

an Elton John

When you have gay sex but you have to be dressed as Elton John.

Don give an Elton John to Terry.

by hashbrown1224 May 12, 2023

Johns Mom

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

by Sucacock May 14, 2023

John Strickland

Otherwise known as "Thickland". An extremely hot teacher with an ass.

Damn, look at John Strickland over there, lemme get a piece of that.

by LovelyPeachesStan6669 October 17, 2019