I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror

Quoted from ChatGPT, it means, "You only have a problem with me because I'm exposing you for your errors."

Boss: Your behavior is offensive.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.

by Reverend_Dude May 15, 2025

I'm Fine

Often used to say how your doing but can also be used as a lie

"I'm fine" she said But it was a lie

by !sky! October 11, 2022

I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.

Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"

by INKREFIED October 1, 2019

i better not catch you lackin or i'm going crazy

They gon fuck ts outta you

sees a bad bitch in tiktok

“ i better not catch you lackin or i'm going crazy” or

“IF I SEE YOU IN A ALLEY IM GOING INSANEE”

by SLEAZE💤 April 19, 2023

I'm so wavy

The saying "I'm so wavy" was made famous by Ty Dolla Sign's song 'Wavy'.
Saying "I'm so wavy" or saying that someone else is "wavy" means that they or you are "cool", "fresh" or "fancy". (Like me)

Damn, Fabi is so wavy. I'm so wavy, so we should hook up!

by FabDabster <3 October 26, 2016

I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.

Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)

by boreddude99 April 7, 2023

I'M GAY!

#### off homophobes

"I'm gay #### off homophobes"

"no #### you"
😭
Being gay means you like ppl of the same sex lol and homophobes are ppl who don't like the gays. Ppl who are gay might sat I'M GAY!

by thebaeanman April 3, 2024