Human

Morons.

Humans are morons.

by RCH8QRIUOICRHCUILREHULA August 16, 2022

Humans

They come in all shapes, colors, and cultures but where they really shine compared to other species is in their capacity to fail in properly using their brain and their ingenuity to kill things involuntarily and deny it. Their best pastime is being hostile against each other for the most absurd of reasons, most of the time is ending in the death of one or both parties or more

For example, some humans belived Earth is flat and evolution doesn't exist

by justsomerandomidiot September 2, 2022

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.

MrBeast

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human. a human atm mrbeast

by Cambam826 September 6, 2022

Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth

Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.

by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022

Human Siphon

human siphon noun
A person who steadily drains another's energy, time, resources, or emotional strength through a mix of tactics-some subtle, some obvious. A human siphon may use passive-aggressive behavior, guilt, manipulation, charm, pressure, conflict, neediness, or forcefulness to pull from others whatever they can get.
Once they create an opening-through sympathy, obligation, fear, attraction, or confusion-the extraction continues almost automatically, often leaving the other person exhausted, diminished, or off-balance without fully realizing how it happened.

In short:
A human siphon is someone who survives, advances, or feels powerful by drawing from others-quietly, aggressively, or strategically-until there is little left to give.

by Lex Talioniz January 16, 2026

Ai-Powered Human

Someone who needs AI to do basically anything in their life.

Person1: Hey dude have you seen that guy?
Person2: Who? Him?
Person1: Yeah that guy uses Ai for everything, It's like if he's an Ai-Powered Human... like he even asks Ai to generate art just so he can trace it 'cause he can't draw, or hell he asks Ai to edit docs while it just makes it a mess.

by LCS95 January 29, 2026

Autistic pet human

Typically a special needs person that looks adorable with the innocent eyes of a reptile or household pet. This is slang used by younger teens, and is considered offensive most often.

"Dude dylan is an autistic pet human."

by Superslicer January 29, 2026