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give me the tweezers

A phrase usually commented on a video from Tiktok in which there are 2 videos, one of an actual video and the other, in this case, usually some kind of ear wax removal thing using tweezers. In this video, often times they just won’t do their god damn job and it makes people angrily comment “GIVE ME THE TWEEZERS
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March 15th is give your girlfriend a hoodie day. Boys, hand em over.
Boyfriend: Hey, here's my hoodie
Girlfriend: Aww thank you! But why
Boyfriend: it's give your girlfriend a hoodie day!
by Iamnotaswiftie7642 March 11, 2025
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The Drop and Give Me Twenty

If you didn’t notice, this is, “THE Drop and Give Me Twenty.” The Drop and Give Me Twenty is a sex position that is best defined as a workout that will leave you sore for the following day- depending how many rounds you do.. The bottom holds the plank position whilst the top pushes (his penis) in by doing pushups.
Matt: “Damn bro, I gave Hannah The Drop and Give Me Twenty last night. I was so fucking sore afterwards.”

Derek: “I could use that in my workout!”
by I.Am.Stupid ;) March 11, 2022
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GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
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Give Me A George

The sexual value of one dollar.

Whatever a hooker will do for a one dollar bill.
He walked into a strip club, handed a dancer a one dollar bill, and said "Give me a George."
by bignick43 August 28, 2012
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Just Give Birth

Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.

From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old …. Yadda yadda yadda

AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY
No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.

Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.
by Oldhumour29 June 24, 2023
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